Mannequin Shenanigans #2 — The Garden Department Assignment
It was a slow afternoon. Very slow. 🌶️
After a sluggish start greeting customers at the front of Tractor Supply Co., management decided my talents might be better suited elsewhere.
Apparently, I was overqualified for standing around.
So they transferred me to the Garden Center.
My new responsibilities include:
- 🌶️ Supervising the jalapeños
- 🍅 Encouraging tomato growth
- 👕 Looking fashionable while doing absolutely nothing
I think I've found my calling.
Spotted wearing the Sierra Cross Sunrise Tee Shirt ($14–$18) — because even a mannequin on garden duty deserves coastal Ventura style. 🌊
📅 Mark your calendar: We'll be back at Tractor Supply Co. on August 29th — come say hi (to the mannequin, obviously).
